quotingtmi

The Mortal JEM-struments.

  • Jem: Tessa I found a demon on the talking box called "miley" something or another it attacks its victims with spastic movements and naughty words
  • Jem: "Twerk." It's like "to" and "work" in a single word. "I'm going twerk today."
  • Brilliant.
  • Jem: Tessa I've made a new friend her name is Siri she's very agreeable you should say hello
  • Jem: teSSA ITS RAINING IN THE BATHROOM AND I AM IN THE NUDE
  • Jem: but why are there only six episodes tessa do something
  • Jem: *sings quietly* dunt drop dat thduh thduh thduh hey
  • Jem: i aM OLDER THAN 18 TESSA GIVE ME THAT CELLULAR DEVICE AT ONCE I MUST HAVE A "PILLOW-PET"
  • Jem: *texts* tesssaaaaaaa
  • Jem: tessa why arent you answerijng
  • Jem: answeing
  • Jem: i mean answeriimh
  • Jem: tessa please help
ellaweber

Anonymous asked:

i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

earth-deer answered:

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